I just feel like telling you all...

...that I walked into my door.

[Not a joke. I was coming back from the kitchen and I walked into my door.]

I walked into my floor once

2 nights ago, when i was going out on the deck, i crashed into the screen door.

BeatlesFanSpo wrote:2 nights ago, when i was going out on the deck, i crashed into the screen door.

lolz.

Username wrote:

BeatlesFanSpo wrote:2 nights ago, when i was going out on the deck, i crashed into the screen door.

lolz.

When I was a crow, I thought the window washed by Windex was open, but it wasn't and I broke my beak.

no, it was for real D:>
COMMERCIAL SMERCIAL.
-steps on speck-

BeatlesFanSpo wrote:no, it was for real D:>
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-steps on speck-

It was for real for too!

And then later that night I was walking backwards talking to my mom and walked into my door a second time.

lmmo.
Millie: THATS A INSULT! LAUGH MY MILLIE OFF IS A INSULT!

laughing my milly off lolz

you spelled millie wrong D:<

Once, I was walking and I crashed into a telephone pole.
It hurt. D:

a telephone WHAT?
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ZAPPED

BeatlesFanSpo wrote:a telephone WHAT?
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ZAPPED

BUT I LIVED

YAY!

Once I was walking from Kohls to Target, and right while I was explaining that these three little kids running around in the parking lot was careless and dangerous, I ran into a pole.